i had a really weird dream last night, where at first i was a native american fighting some battle for my tribe's liberty against the evil white men who were trying to lethally inject us. i got all crazy and took my club (for some reason, i had a club attached to my skirt) and bashed the hell out of everybody. and then we all sat on the roof happily, and i didn't even wonder how we had roofs. rooves?

but then, my dream warped into this scary returning home opening the bedroom door and finding blood all over the room tale, and these two guys were after me to kill me, and i vaguely had the notion that they were white guys that i had pummelled to near death in my former dream, and i ended up trying to drown them in this swimming pool and all of us jumped off a cliff and loud music was blaring and it was all very XXX (as in, the movie with vin diesel and not some extreme sports porno).

and then, i still existed, and i seemed to be a cheerleader and we were all wearing baby pink, yellow and blue, and somebody else who had weird blond hair came in and insisted on red. and i was like, "YES! DRAGON LADY CHEERLEADERS!!" and the cheerguy next to me winked and said, "Does that make me a dragon man?" and it didn't matter what we ended up wearing because my dream warped yet again into

this weird slumber party sequence, where we were terrorized and taken captive and i cried that i hadn't gotten to take a shower. then i woke up.