at work they took us out to this island paradise where my coworkers (who were all random asian friends from elementary school) were jumping off cliffs into the blue, blue water. i hesitated, though, because i had a new cell phone. it was gray and rubbery and ugly and i bemoaned the loss of my current one (which was spacesuit silver in my dream). J.T. showed up but was on the his phone the entire time and being no fun so i went back to push kids off the cliff.

suddenly i was at this punk tattoo joint in the mission and this nice lesbian came up to me and asked if she could buy me a burrito at el farolito. i was like, "that rhymes!"

then i was playing on weathered wooden bleachers with emily and macaulay culkin when suddenly a train approached. its tracks went OVER the bleachers and we scrambled to get out from them… the woman sheriff from smallville came to reprimand us for being there but relented when she saw macaulay (who was still quite young and cute, circa my girl) and offered to take us out for some hot chocolate in her patrol boxcar.