last night i dreamt i was a figure skater. the rink that was actually my old chino hills garage filled with cans of kerns guava nectar was too small and melty so i skated really badly and got low scores. then suddenly i was in the ocean, standing there with planks of wood tied up in red ribbon that J.T. had emailed me. out of nowhere, people in wheelchairs began floating down from the sky, in parachutes. it was like a sky parade. to celebrate i painted cherry lip gloss all over my eyes. satan IMed me excitedly "sexy chix!" (complete with devil face emoticon) but i didn't know if he meant me or the parachuters so i didn't reply.