i had passed out from an epileptic fit and when i gained consciousness, i was sitting in the american idol audience in the fourth row. i was blinking at all the lights and the sight of paula abdul dancing like an idiot when suddenly i noticed i was sitting on a large posterboard sign upon which unintelligible words were written in large dots. upon closer inspection, i realized they were slabs of pepperoni. i could only assume the sign was supporting scott savol so i tossed it onto the floor.