i dreamt i was a hooker at some extravagant hannukah party where the bidets spewed champagne. the short gay makeup artist at the whorehouse exclaimed that i had a very "ripe" ass and he put on way too much blush on me. i looked sick and feverish in that pale asian fake whiteness plus cheap red blush way, and my pimp agreed. i had to go scrub my cheeks in a champagne fountain and then all the guests arrived and there were all these lush jungle decorations and my pimp was giving me the evil eye because i kept telling the guests i wasn't a jewish hooker.