last night i dreamt about haunted cell phones in the shape of coffins, a goth homecoming king and queen taking photos of themselves in my closet dungeon, and a small blond girl i was babysitting. we rolled down a grassy hill together and i protected her from a crazy clown. there was also a bunch of f-quad geeks from high school in my dream and a new one, named theodore, whom i met at starbucks. later he texted me on my haunted phone and i was excited because he was cute.